Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Puni

Short for Punjab. A person who is ideally from India that is on permanent retainer from a business in the US. Their job duties consist of basic clerical and data entry like projects..

Dude, dont do that nonsense, let me email my Puni and he will take care of it.

by ponzi_joe November 04, 2015

Bryce Harpering

When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.

Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.

We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.

by ponzi_joe May 18, 2013

Killed a Bear

The aftermath of period sex. The bedsheets look like a large animal was mutilated on the bed. Not to be confused with the popular "Build a Bear" store at your local mall.

Dude, I thought my girl was finished with here period and after sex I turned on the lights and it looked like someone killed a bear.

period rag bloody sex build a bear gore

by ponzi_joe May 13, 2015

e-muscles

One who acts very tough, mean, bitchy, bossy or condescending over text, email and/or social media. Then turns out to be very cordial in a face to face meeting or confrontation.

He was so rude to me over text and then when i saw him in person, it was as if nothing rude was ever said....He must have had e-muscles.

by ponzi_joe May 15, 2013

Incognegro

When a black man is blending in with his white friends.

This will usually apply to dress, speech and mannerisms. There will be very limited use of urban slang and pant sagging. Nerdy glasses will usually be part of the attire.

Dude, did you see Jerome last night hanging out at the Martini Bar? He was dancing to 80's pop music, wearing Abercrombie, and smoking Marloboros. He was totally incognegro.

by ponzi_joe July 21, 2013

The Auschwitz

When you are riding with a car load of Jewish friends, lock all windows and doors and then you release a silent and extremely foul smelling fart. Preferably the fart stems was built up with a German based meal...I.e. Brats, weiner schnitzel, sauerkraut

Dude, I totally got Ari, Jonah, and Josh with The Auschwitz

Fart Jewish jew crop dusting dutch oven car fart

by ponzi_joe December 31, 2014

Halfrican

Term that mostly applies for someone who is half black and half white.

Being half Puerto Rican also qualifies.

Hope decided to break the news to her husband that she's been sleeping with a halfrican. She thought the new term would soften the blow.

My Dad is white and my mom is Puerto Rican. That makes me a halfrican.

That halfrican is really fast, which parent you think is the white side?

by ponzi_joe July 21, 2013