Country Dictionary

clapping monkey has 2 definitions

1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together

2) a metaphor for a woman's vagina which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey

1) hey look at that new toy i got, it's a clapping monkey!

2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)

the unexplainable thing that completes your sentence

my hair got all gingy after not washing it for days, but it still looked clean

the gingy in the fridge smells, i don't know what it is

Same as above excpet there aren't actually any tigers in Kenya

"Kenya believe it!"

A college that is located in Miami

I go to FIUUUUUUUUUUUUU

A slinky is something u call ur friend by the name of becca

Hey Slinky

A person who is either short and chode like, or a person who is extremly tall and gangly

Look at that kid! He's must've been an anus baby!! His mama must've crapped him out a lil' early there yo.

a rabbit dick

a nickname for someone who is really weird, funny, white, and plays field hockey

alyssa is our dackit