A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chinese expletive, roughly translated "Bald Turtle Egg." You will get cut if you say this in a Chinese market.
You know what the fuck I'm saying- WANG BADANG!
In Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series, the creator of psychohistory, a mathematical model of human populations.
I predict that Iran will try to nuke Israel, but hey, I'm no Hari Seldon
The African fathers of rastafarianism. They live under Goree Island, coming out to buy pot and food.
I went into one of the baifal caverns and it reeked of pot and goat.
A soporific herb consumed in tea form by vegans, wombat nuzzlers, and other idiots. Causes temporary mental retardation and pronounced loss of motor control.
That guy just ran over a gas pump! He must be on Kava!
First used in T.S. Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. Used to express admiration if a woman does a very cute and clever thing. Chanted with variations in rhythm and extra syllables.
MUNGOOOOOJERRRRRIEEEEE! MungoJEEEEEEERie! MUNGOJERIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE! MungomungojerricansmungoJERRIIIIE!
A deep depression which can only be solved Hemingway style, blowing clouds of cotton fluffing all over.
That eeyorish guy sleeping under the bridge? I heard he jumped off it and landed on a dachschund. Killed both.