Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Tantic

A tantic is what white trash call an "antic." The former is an ignorant mispronunciation of the latter

During his prime-time televised interview with Matt Lauer, Ryan Lochte apologized for his drunken tantics in Rio at the 2016 Olympics.

by poopooOU812 August 21, 2016

microtrigger

A minuscule, often unintended offense that elicits an uncomfortable or undesirable response or reaction at an objectively disproportionate level; a play on the concept of "triggers" and so-called "microaggressions"

Amy, I need you to know that complimenting the color of my shirt is a microtrigger about my weight fluctuation.

by poopooOU812 February 21, 2016

The Guantanamo

Slang for having sex doggy-style in a bathroom whereby as the man or the top cums he shoves the partner's head in the toilet and flushes, reminiscent of so-called "water boarding."

I wanted to remind him that, as the bottom, he had no say or control, so I chose to introduce him to The Guantanamo in the lobby restroom.

by poopooOU812 August 01, 2016

Saft

To stalk; to shamelessly pursue another person through base and reckless means

Jason safted the beefy trainer at the gym by surreptitiously taking photographs of him as he changed in the locker room.

by poopooOU812 September 06, 2016

Gassive-aggressive

A passive form of gaslighting; presenting as a victim or martyr in order to manipulate or coerce another/others for personal gain or influence.

Even though Debbie clearly hates Pete's friends, she always asks him why he doesn't include her when he makes plans with them, which is a gassive-aggressive ploy to guilt him into making future concessions whenever she wants her overbearing parents to visit and stay with the two of them.

by poopooOU812 May 21, 2023