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Jackhammer

A giant black dildo you sit on, used to submit to tipping viewers on a live stream.

He went to the John and used the Jackhammer.

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Cuomosexual

Someone who is sexually excited by the idea of being aggressively sexual harassed.

The cuomosexual thought day and night about being pinned to a wall, kissed and fondled, trembling in fear.

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MUMs The Word

A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.

Products would cost less if they spent less of tedious corporate bureaucracy, MUMs the Word!

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Colored Page

To violate an original work, or intent, to rip apart someone's work and use it as toilet paper. Fucking a creative person over.

He colored paged the scene upon seeing a negative commentary about rape.

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Two Four

Tp hold hands during remaining, where one man lifts the other up and changes places.

The man rushed to the inn outside town to have a warm Two Four.

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laundromat

Laudry, Laundered. Back in the 90s started the "clean" and "safe" comedy, some of which were played in Laundromats. In an Iconic Speech from "Joking the Chicken" Duckman lashes out at such a movement that led to the "Woke Comedy." Basically describes any humor as "bad comedy" when worked into the context of the a statement.

"He really took that joke to the laundromat." or "He laundered that act" or "He took that act to the laundry."

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heyboy

Hard working Asian Minority treated as a leach in Social Justice circles, in relation to darker minorities. Also could use heygirl. Both a back reference to "Have Gun May Travel."

New York wants to toss a heyboy out of college.

by pornstitute November 15, 2019