Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Couch Chowder

A crude seminal discharge, created by Colorado Frat boy after he prematurely ejaculates to someone's daughter. A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.

Those frat boys are pigs, he left a whole load of couch chowder on my furnature.

by pornstitute August 07, 2023

Xitface

A person or company that brown noses and acts kindly to totalitarian states like China.

Don't be a Xitface, say no to commies.

by pornstitute October 12, 2019

Xi cold

To bend the knee to the authoritarian and get a endless cold shoulder because you keep lying about why. Reference of Cold is Blizzard and Xi is self explanatory. The comedian "The Black Jester" used this as a pun. (Ze Cold).

Seems they are left in Xi Cold.

by pornstitute October 12, 2019

TEH

Trans Exclusionary Homosexual. A Gay or Lesbian who will only date or have sex with people of the same biological sex as them. Also TEG or TEL.

The TEH won't date a Trans.

by pornstitute October 15, 2021

Dreams Of Genie

A very gay man. A kin to Darren. Flaming....

That guy is so flaming, he dreams of genie.

by pornstitute March 03, 2023

Goofying

Sex with children, often as furries or costume characters, not exclusively. Goofying, or Goofying around.

Call the cops, this guy is goofying....nah shoot him in the head.

by pornstitute August 18, 2023

Hawk Tuah

In a sick a tipsy state you mispronounce doctor and cluelessly being sent show to show, no one realizing you were once on Ford Farlane, not a 21 year old girl.

Hawk Tuah is once again on another podcast and both parties have no idea why.

by pornstitute August 05, 2024