A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of penile jousting, pointing your penis into another one to see who has the strongest blast. Also, Pudgelist and Pudgelize (to scorch the other jouster). Used in Standup of The Black Jester.
The pudgelist turned blasted and scorched the other man's penis. He pudgelized the other man. It's what pudgelism is all about.
When a woman passes out on your crotch and vomits on your dick.
He was so desperate he grabbed that passed out girl and got some hillbilly head.
To trivialize a beaten dead horse.
Jeremy's Bud Light statements was just Quartering A Dead Horse.
When the fathers of the community catch a man trying to have sex with a kid, taking turns "reclaiming" the neighborhood.
They caught a pedo creeping the neighborhood and showed him what for with a Congo Gangbang.
Formerly Indian Giver. Aptly stated in a tweet by @haveabj in response to the Australian reversal of Novak Djokervic's Visa. Basically meaning to offer someone something, give it to them, and take it back. Also Australian Giver.
Hey, you gave me that you Ozzie Giver!