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Benedict Arnold

Selling out a Liberty Movement for some Trim.

That beta, Benedict Arnold sold us out.

by pornstitute March 24, 2024

Pornstitution

Well Pornocracy is a term referring to political corruption and it’s blended with part of the prostitution. A condemnation of large oppressive states. Originates with a Vancouver Mayoral Candidate, and Comedian's, Political website, used to mock himself.

His policies are vague empty promises designed for the sake of hiring his buddies, it's nothing more than pornstitution.

by pornstitute April 07, 2019

John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

Get Laid

What a group of people, in many cases, frat boys go around to gang up and rape women. Either coercive or forcefully.

Three dudes walked in on the nervous girl saying "we're gonna get laid."

by pornstitute July 12, 2024

Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down. "Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs" The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that." A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.

She went Golfing all over that guy.

by pornstitute June 18, 2023

YoYo Moralist

A person who does some shitty things til it weakens him too long, and bounces back a while doing the right or no-wrong until they feel up to doing shitty things again. Moral bet hedging.

The YoYo Moralist hedged his bets with a weak of clean living.

by pornstitute October 19, 2023