A fork of Rural Dictionary
When ones penis tip is shaped like a fungi, which makes them a very funguy. This is often uncomfortable within the pants due to the exposure of the ballas itself. Sexual intercourse has been proven to be quite a struggle for whom who carries a mushroom ballas, due to the inappropriate size and shape.
Harvey: Hey, come over here, take a look at my John Thomas. Bill: Good god man. You have a swollen beef curtain intruder. Harvey: You could say it's a mushroom ballas. Bill: Potent.
One who inserts their fingers into an unwashed vagina (human or animal) and then proceeds to use butter instead of lubricant.
Harvey: I really fancy a fish finger sandwich. Felix: Okay, just be quick about it. Harvey: Okay i'll fetch the butter while you spread your legs. Felix: I'll think you'll find that a pussy cannot spread their legs. Harvey: Ahhh ease up.