A fork of Rural Dictionary
A crown prince(ess)of faggodom, a gay man who wraps himself in layer upon layer of the pretentious symbology of gay culture: a martha sterwart garden, textured walls with tile accents, italian shoes and trips to provincetown and bali, ad nauseum.
Mike's a great guy, genuine and funny; how he got hooked up with that uberfag Justin beats the shit out of me. I hope they dont plan to adopt.