A fork of Rural Dictionary
mass (verb): to fabricate a lie with no specific purpose or gain other than forcing one to be uncertain of the truth even when told the truth; to joke or lie about something spontaneously against an individual while remaining completely composed to complete the illusion of seriousness; sometimes involves a group where one individual who isn't aware of the truth is massed upon; to fuck with
Greegins: "I got my video all pumped, man." Bilbo: "You get that ATI X800 sheenen?" Greegins: "Actually, I got the ATI X800." Bilbo: "OOHH, gracious!" Greegins: "Nah. But when I get it, it will be." Bilbo: "Don't mass!"