A fork of Rural Dictionary
Often worn by cranky librarians and people with no sense of style.
Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.
Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.
James: "Haha, look at that fat kid's new glasses!'
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"
Pwnstick(1)
Noun
The object of which somebody is "pwned" with, often associated with the banhammer. After the event of which somebody is pwned with the object, the object is then known as a pwnstick for the rest of its existence.
Pwnstick(2)
Verb
When somebody is the victim of a pwnstick attack, he has been pwnstick'd. The term "pwnstick'd" is a synonym for owned, pwned, and banned.
Pwnstick(3)
Noun
A large penis.
Did you see Mike get hit with that pwnstick?
Josh just got fuckin' pwnsticked!
Kate rode his pwnstick like a bike.