Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.

Greg: I like rock climbing! Satan: I fear your power.

Punchline

Genocide

Tim: I’m planing a mass punchline Jenna: you know that highly illegal