Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

tub trout

refers to feces which has dropped into a body of water other than the toilet -- especially (but not limited to) a bath tub.

"we tried to take a romantic bath, but he let a couple tub trout loose"

"i was sailing with matt, and he had to drop a duece, there was no head on the craft, so he squatted over the side and stocked the lake with a couple tub trout"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

white owl smoker

a homosexual male. a 'white owl' is a brand of cigar, and also a humorous euphamism for a phallus.

"he wasn't too interested in going to the titty bar, maybe he's a white owl smoker"

by protocoldroid June 22, 2004

grody

noun: disgusting, dirty or just plain unappealing.

inflected: grodier, grodiest

it seams this may be an Americanized pronounciation of the british "grotty", which means "of poor quality".

"sit in the back seat, i spilled honey on the front seat and it's all grody."

"those are the grodiest rest rooms in the state"

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

bogar

Acronym: Brotherhood Of Gods And Retards. An organization which gained popularity during the mid 90s through BBS's. Akin to totse.

Even my cat knows how to make napalm after reading a couple BOGAR files

by protocoldroid September 16, 2005

zocchihedron

The d100, a one hundred sided die invented and produced by Lou Zocchi, of GameScience. The Zocchihedron took 3 years to invent, and 3 years to get into production. The Zocchihedron was released in 1985.

Used primarily for Role Playing Games, RPGs.

No set of dice is complete without a Zocchihedron.

The Zocchihedron takes time to settle, but, that is one helluva slick die.

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

commersch

Short for "commercial". Typically, any schwag. Specifically, marijuana that is grown in a commercial fashion, e.g. not home grown, and most often grown outdoors. It is packed in bricks, and usually is not very fresh or dank.

My regular guy is dry, so I had to hit up the dime spot for some commersh.

by protocoldroid July 20, 2004

duece

1. feces, related to number 2
2. car with dual carburetors

1. "this is the third time I've had to drop a duece while riding on the interstate"

2. "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night"

by protocoldroid June 23, 2004