Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

side-stabber

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are

'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

urban milk

to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.

'Baby?Can you not get to sleep?Let daddy come in and feed you some urban milk.'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Farlangushi

Any overweight likable funnyman that spends their life quieting demons with a steady barrage of illegal drugs , normally ends in premature death. (far-lan-GEW-shee)

Its a shame Pete is a farlangushi. He is such a tremndous talent. What a waste.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

coaster demotion

when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.

I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

chice

to pull fist into the side of the torso,like a chicken wing and hit an inanimate object.

After the dancing smith missed a free throw he chiced the basketball with gusto as he stared at the ref with wounded bravado.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

muppetpussy

anyone who swears at someone on the ground from the rooftop

The street in downtown New Orleans was filled with some mean spirited people that spanned the gamut from the confrontational lunatic brute all the way to the muppetpussy.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

boink

to sleep with someone over 250 pounds

Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.

by provider44 January 17, 2010