Country Dictionary

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

Putting something, such as a rod, up your urethra for sexual gratification.

"Bought a new sounding rod. Feels GREAT to have in!"

The most irritating game in the world.

"My kids got a Bop It for Christmas. Within two months, I had to destroy it."

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again

"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."

The perfect man. Ain't nothing else gotta be said.

"I'm marrying Alister in a week. I've never met anyone like him, and I'm so excited."

To annoy, to troll. Not to be confused with fuck.

I love to fuck with people, it's just what I do.

A cake shaped like a butt. Not to be confused with bukkake.

I ate an excellent butt cake last night.