Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

retardtastic

when someone is so stupid you can’t handle their shit anymore and you have to repeat the message 4x

* tells a whole story “WHAT?” *tells it again because it didn’t make sense “ i’m done, are u retardtastic?”

by purplemonkey8 December 19, 2023

nigertine

nicotine that is the best you’ve ever tasted

“this nigertine is buss down

by purplemonkey8 December 19, 2023

monstrart

an atomically horrid monstrous fart

i just monstrart. its stinky.”

by purplemonkey8 December 19, 2023

laquifa fortuna

when something is so incredibly fishy and well skinned

man: “damn you smell like laquifa fortuna, super smelly

by purplemonkey8 December 19, 2023

lood

this word asserts to mind your own business

person 1: “what are you talking about” person2: “lood”

by purplemonkey8 December 19, 2023