A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person that gets turned on by huge vaginas
I heard Ted fucked Cheryl last night, that nasty slut will fuck ANYONE. He's such a cavern hopper!
A very pale, shaven penis with no veins and does not get red upon erection.
Brittani: "I would tottaly fuck malcom, I love his clean-cut marshmallow dick!
A very veiny red dick that shoots sticky-web like cum
Brittani: "Hey, nick looks pretty hot, he might get it tonight!" Megan: "EEWWW! I hit dat last night, he got a spidey dick!!
Mainly referred to as an asian crack ho, usually female, or homosexual.
I've got 10 min's, 10 dollars, and a condom, where's a shitaki mama when you need one!