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A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.
Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't
Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan
Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan
You are officially bored to death, whether it be at school, or home, you are bored. To. Death.
I was so bored that I typed qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolop into google.