A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is a governer because he is too douche bag like to win an election truthfully. He has very little understanding of the english language and the US constitution. What brain power he does posses is the ability to fuck shit up. According to Robert Wuhl, he is a desendant of another shitty president, Franklin Pierce. To get to the point, he was the load his mom was supposed to swallow. Disgusting, but true.
George "W" Bush. Thats all you need to know. Literally.