A fork of Rural Dictionary
coolest girl on the face of the earth WHO ROCKS 5TH PERIOD LUNCH! super pretty, amazing lax goalie, and ridiculous soccer player THAT EVERYONE WANTS AND LOVEESSS
staboy1:woooah look at that total hottie warming up for soccer
staboy2:um...thats ADELE H and we all love her
A guy who is a little bit annoying but has a huge heart (and dick). He is smart, competitive, and cute. He's not only worldly and cultural, but also good at eating bananas. Loved by most of the populace, he's a whiz at soccer and tech shit. Just call him the W.E.B. Master.
Person A: Do you know Alaz?
Person B: Who doesn't?