A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guy one: man I'm so board!
Guy two: type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ into the urban dictionary!
Guy one: I've already tried that!
Guy one: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
Guy two: wtf
Attracted to people that shut up, unlike you.
Guy: I'm stfusexual
Woman: You like me
Guy: Shut the hell up
It's all about the ass, gender don't matter
Guy 1: Yo look at that ass
Guy 2: tf? ur gay?
Guy 1: No man, I'm asssexual.
Guy 2: that would still make you gay.
Guy 1: I care about his god damn ass not his gender!
its when you love cups so so much you write it 55 times in one word
I'm so sexually attracted to cups :D
Them: Supercupincupofcuplovecupcupiscool
Guy 1: I need dabloons to buy a virtual item
Guy 2: have you seen the urban dictionary has a dabloon giveaway?
Guy 1: alright thanks!
Guy 1: i bought a virtual toilet!
Homophobic but to one person at a time.
Dude 1: Man I'm so semi homophobic
Dude 2: Bro I'm gay...
Dude 1: Don't worry, I'm just scared of Dude 3 right now.
Dude 3: bro wtf
You did the Konami code on the left of your keyboard
guy 1: Imma unlock a secret in Urban Dictionary
guy 2: I bet u wont
guy 1: wwxxadadqes
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