A fork of Rural Dictionary
Laurin is a huge disgrace to humanityy by weighing roughly 500kg and increasing per day. He loves his discord e-kitten so much and consumes her e-bathwater (its a dude). He play valorant so much that his monitor has the gameplay burned into it. His Mom (tamara topolanik) apologizes for her sons existence and crys to give birth to this fat ugly kid. He makes fun of his classmates even though he is the moest laughable kid in his school. (jk)
Person 1: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fattest, ugliest, dumbest kid between us all
Mirror: Laurin Topolanik
person 2: the mirror doesnt lie
A super duper fat discoord mod that consumes 50l of caffine and e-kitten bath water a day. His mom (Tamara) thinks he is a disgrace to humantiy and apoligizes for giving birth to him. He makes fun of other class mates even tho he is the most laughable kid in existence. (jk)
Person 1: Who ate 50kg of pie in a minute?
Person 2: Laurin did.