A fork of Rural Dictionary
Messer, someone who doesn't pay attention or behave
Eg. "Can you stop shouting in class, you dossers"
Said after telling someone something negative, but isn't the end of the world. It's annoying, but you'll be fine, you'll survive and move on
Person A: I failed that maths test yesterday Person B: Oh that sucks I'm sorry Person A: Ah it'll be grand, we live, we move
The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.
Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season" Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"