A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cranberries that have been dried. Also are better than raisins (dried grapes).
Eugene: Man, I wish there was a way I could fit this giant bag of cranberries into my backpack. Joe: Dude, you can. Just try dehydrating them, they get smaller. Their name also changes from cranberries to dried cranberries, pretty cool, huh? Eugene: You're my hero!
Neckflash (verb): To neckflash, is to be in such a hysterical laughter fit that you lift your head back and flash your neck to the world. The average neckflash only lasts for about 5 seconds, however the world record is at about 6 seconds.
Yesterday while I was talking to Eugene, I neckflashed like 13 times.
It is a phrase that is used to describe the process of darkening one's skin. A synonym for this phrase is tanning.
Person 1: Wow...you are really white. Person 2: Not for long! I'm working on upping a shade. Person 1: Nice
Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.
Guy: I need another drink. Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago. Guy: I know, I got crotched! Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.