Country Dictionary

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well

mike panz is a fucking septic slurper

its the eyes of a woman while she is giving oral to a guy, she just looks up to his eyes Her eyes say to the guy "yea i got your dick in my mouth, what are u goin to do about"

i got head last night and my girl was really turning me on with those blowjob eyes.

to be really fucking slow, like a nigga

everywhere tom carton goes he swaggers... he's so sln

a peruvian who just complains constantly also known as a pulsating poon or a thrusting vag

My gf is a c-plain she never shuts the fuck up

A woman who seeks sexual pleasure from a male and then gets rid of him. very shady. i.e. slut, whore, tramp

"Hey D-low, you have fun with that Spliff-starr last night?! 'heard she was splifferiffic!!"

Tall, lanky ape like male, who is goofy like a monkey with a 30 feet wing span and can be seen eating his own feces

Coco has a white explorer

A pet name for your boyfriend's balls.

I love playing with Johnny's pelotas....