Country Dictionary

Materialality

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.

Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.

Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"

Jiggley Pigglies

When her tiddies go BOOM BOOM BOOM down the stairs.

Imani: "Ow my tits hurt"
Margot: "Did ur jiggley pigglies go boom boom boom down the stairs?"
Imani: "Yeahh :("