Country Dictionary

britney's

Rhyming slang for beer: Britney Spears = beers

I'm off down the rub a dub dub for a coupla britney's.

wendelled

to become drunk, stoned or otherwise to the point of nonsensical jibberish. In honour of legendary NewsToday.com user 'wendell'.

"I've have a bad day, got to get to the pub and get wendelled"

ponsoir

an effeminate gentleman with a penchant for poetry, flowers and frequently the love of another man.

Jamie Solomon is such a ponsior, he loves to charm the underpants of young buccaneerswhilst punting on the river.

gurners

E's, pills, ecstacy. Due to the unsightly gurning experienced by ravers under the influence of.

I'm gonna see (insert dealer name here) for a bag of gurners.