A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually, a pompous self-righteous incel is very opinionated and thinks very highly of themselves. They are the keyboard warriors of the internet and don't know when to shut the hell up but would crumble if shit went down in the streets irl. The most famous widely known celboy is Chris chan . They are often very angry because they can't get women so they resort to passing around anime waifu pictures. Their dakimakura is their most prized and nasty possession .they often go by preston
Guy 1 All hunter does is sit on his laptop all day when he is working as a mentor is very sus tbh Guy 2 doesn't the state pay him to do more as a mentor and that full beard of his is so nasty!! Guy 1 yeah he says he's working on some stupid digital boardgame I think he's up to something he won't use my wifi guy 2 yeah he seems like he's gonna be a cyber-terrorist that whole bs threat to report you owning an e-bike was idiotic guy 1 yeah he's a total real deal celboy always has to act like a know it all with a chip on his shoulder
a play on the term the empire strikes back thus coined after a burnout revenge mission known as the vanfire strikes back meaning a unpredictable sadistic retaliation when someone is sufficiently angered. eg spamming disgusting and disturbing content from an anonymous social media account or screwing someone out of an amenity or service or beating someone's ass to were they will never function correctly again
guy 1 did you hear Eric got Chris with the vanfire after he told on Kyle for doing wheelies on his dirtbike in the parking lot!!?? guy 2 yea i heard Eric gave him a swirly and there's nothing john can do for chris. guy 1 lil finsterwald desereved it.
The stereotypical ignorant african american fuck boy not to be confused with the cool and sophisticated Juan can usually be seen panhandling outside a dollar general(or robbing one if desperate enough) typically for working on/upgrading his welfare mobile known as the clon rod or the nigger rig usually is seen wearing luxury streetwear but not enough money to pay child support for the 15 baby mommas he knocked up goes by Antonio Tariq or reshaun
guy 1 at the movie theater man I hate this flip phone hope Antonio doesn't see me again!! guy 2 Antonio walks in yo nigga you need to upgrade yo shit maine yo shit old maine guy 1 shouldn't you be doing actual work or robbing a dollar tree?? guy 2 u rayciss bitch i dindu nuffin!! guy 1 yeah do some work small fry!! and shut the hell up clon!!
A circa 2010 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nose bombed by his brothers gnarly shit i.e a bathroom where the shit in question smells like raw sewage, the mud at the dump, pizza hut, rotten fish,or old garbage can left to sunbake usually a gas station bathroom that was bombed by a homeless crackhead that usually smells like a mix of cigarettes weed and old stale beer
guy 1. man I just blew it up like Hiroshima in their guy 2 walks in, HOLY FUCK THIS AINT A BATHROOM THIS IS THE FUCKING CAMIFODE FUCK I NEED A DAMN GAS MASK FUCK!!!!!
A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded
guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day?? guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation
A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart
Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
The cool and sophisticated Mexican gangster who drives a lowrider also known as a juan rod . They are highly revered for their hard-working attitude and being very humble . Juans are the ogs and not posers and are blue collar and respected amongst people in their setting .
guy 1 you seen Carlos hes a real gangster he drives that lowrider?? guy 2 yeah he's awesome and that juan Rod is dope I can tell he put a shit ton of work into that thing!! guy 1 yeah he doesn't act like that clon at my old theatere