Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

television

A big part of the fucking jew controlled media which infests every dumb cocksucker out there with shitertainment and what to buy to keep up with the numbnuts next door.

people with no brains and no lives of their own have television to tell them that they do.

by rayp April 25, 2005

feed your head

to do alot of any drug or to listen to the white rabbit and follow his ways

the white rabbit told me to feed my head, feed my head, feed my head!

by RAYP March 25, 2005

dilsnick

An extremely long penis found on some men, can be and almost always is 3 - 17 feet... in diameter, it is never found on asains because they have "2 INCH OF HARD DIEK!!!!"

1; Wanna meet my dilsnick baby?
2; I have a quite long dilsnick
3; I cut off my dilsnick
4; Need a yard stick? Ill just whip out my dilsnick!

by rayp January 19, 2004

HAHAH

The best name you can have for a bowling team

Chuck:whats your bolwing teams name?

Jack:HAHAH

Chuck:hahah that's funny

by RayP October 02, 2003

trouser snake

The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.

Wanna pet my trouser snake?

by rayp January 19, 2004