Country Dictionary

sapturation

the threshold of sappiness in any relationship

She told me to stop with the reminiscing because we had reached our sapturation point

squidgel

contortion of one's face

Stop squidgeling your face every time I say we are eating spinach!

wormholing

to go back or forward in time. Einstein's Theory of Relativity suggest that time travel is possible via wormholes

Dude, I'm wormholing it back to 1973 and gettin' down with old Soul Train clips of the O'Jays...

Seismic Arrogance

the attitude of any group of people or peoples that believe earthquakes in their region are far more stronger and intense than those in other regions of the world

A seismically arrogant Californian created the following: Text "Sorry you spilled your chai latte" to 90999 to donate $1 to the victims of the 2011 U.S. East Coast earthquake..."Seismic Arrogance"

bnurfel

motorboating someone's stomach (pronounced "bihnerfull")

I woke my girlfriend up with a bnurfel

Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.

After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire