A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who its a hassle around; someone who fucking wreaks your head because they won't shut the hell up!
jen allen is hassle loads.
Me: fuck! hassle loads is coming over don't talk to her!
someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads
Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.
Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!