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lukaku

Romelu lukaku is a human tank who plays for Chelsea FC, he has to drink diesel to keep himself going and it's a know fact that the first giraffe came about when he uppercutted a horse. Lukaku is a man you don't want to mess with if your life is worth living!

Chelsea FC Lukaku

warped tour

A tour that used to be punk rock. Now, the line up is awful and a disgrace to the punk scene.

Dude, what's with all these kids wearing tight jeans and faux hawks? What has happened to the Warped Tour?!?!?!?!?

All American Rejects

A prime example of the lack of musical taste by today's youth. A generic band with absolutely no originality that claim to be "punk rock." They are in fact a watered down pop act with guys who like to wear makeup.

Man, the All American Rejects are homosexual when they wear that makeup!

puddins head

A shit hair cut

puddins head