Country Dictionary

jazzies

A non-derogatory name for a group of girls, unlike bitches and hoes.

David: Hey bro, you wanna go to a party tonite? Nathan: Are there gunna be any jazzies? David: hell yea. a crapload of them. Nathan: Right on then.

dot nose

When something is so obvious, and one person doesn't understand what's going on.

This is such a dot nose situation. What is? You have a dot on your nose!

tobs

tig ol' bitties (a.k.a Big ol' titties)

Damn look at those tobs on that chick! Guy 1: What are tobs? Guy 2: TIG OL' BITTIES BREH!!