A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ostensibly 'one who engages in ovine sexual intercourse', usage in the UK varies according to region as indicated below.
English usage: Someone who comes from Scotland.
Central Scotland usage: Someone who comes from Dundee.
Dundee usage: Someone who comes from Aberdeen.
Aberdeen usage: Someone who comes from Inverness.
Inverness usage: Someone who comes from Orkney.
Orkney usage: Someone who comes from Shetland.
Shetland usage: Everyone else.
Englishman: You dirty sheep shagger.
Scotsman: England has no national anthem.
Englishman: Owned.
Ostensibly, a means of storage provided for the occupier of a bunk bed. A handy exclamation, a placeholder term for an item unworthy of interest, or (as the full bunkshelf) an expression of completeness.
Derek: I'll have a pint and a packet of scampie fries.
Barman: A pint of what?
Derek: Bunkshelf!
Binky: These lecture notes are a load of old bunkshelf.
Boo: Owned.
Instead of doing the full monty at his wife's birthday party, Butterworth decided to present the full bunkshelf.