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mkv-vknkbm-lbklbsdxcfdcfz

1. A nonsensical mess. 2. An expression of a guy punching a keyboard

I was browsing Reddit when a person made a comment that are so rude that I get enraged and mkv-vknkbm-lbklbsdxcfdcfz-ed the keyboard. Now whenever I browse Reddit and see somebody making rude comments, I would take a deep breath and calm myself down.

redwopnuG

The opposite of Gunpowder. Instead of exploding on contact, it implodes,

A: "What are you doing?" B: "Making redwopnuG." A: "Making what?" B: "redwopnuG. It's the exact opposite of gunpowder." A: "So... It implodes instead of explode, right?" B: "Yeah."

el jolly

The adjective "el jolly" means "gleeful, harmless chaos that are committed in a playful & funny manner.". When you shove a cookie into a child's mouth to shut him up, you're el jolly (or crazy, if you do this regardless of what the kid is talking.). In that meaning, then when your cat kicks a ball onto your face, then growls and jumps off the table, then it's el jolly.

"You killed three bandits in Red Dead Redemption 2 just by jumping on a bed and fallin' on them? That's el jolly. Now go make a celebration coffee."