A fork of Rural Dictionary
Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.
This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.
Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!
Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.
To casually depart for greener pastures at a time when those you serve find themselves in greatest need.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thanos, Magneto, Doctor Doom, Ultron, the Chitauri and Topher Grace have joined forces and are assaulting Avengers Mansion! We need reinforcements now!
IRON MAN: Wish I could help, but I'm taking a Cruz and jetting off to Cancun now. Best of luck!
A pejorative term for the 45th president of the United States.
Donald Trump: RECOUNT WISCONSIN!
America: OK Hillary.