A fork of Rural Dictionary
the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.
i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe
1. (noun) The incredible lack of interest one experiences after someone just told them that they had deja vu. Coined by Greek-American comedian Demetri Martin.
2. (interjection) Expletive showing frustration at the lack of interest one experiences after hearing about someone else's deja vu.
Person 1: Dood i just got super bad deja vu!
person 2: Really man? thats crazy. (under his breath) "blabla vu".
When one goes into a subconscious state while browsing facebook profiles. Subject usually snaps back into conscious while browsing pictures of some completely random person, and is often followed by feelings of guilt, embarassment, and creepiness.
Faceblackout:
Dude yesterday I was looking at Tim's facebook profile, and the next thing I knew I was on picture 65/200 of this fat Korean kid's profile. I faceblacked the f out.
The act of wiping with previously used tissue paper (usually retrieved from the garbage), because the toilet paper is all gone. This relatively gross act is to be used as a last resort method of wiping, and is not for everyone. Some would rather continue with a poopy butt than subject themselves to this.
Character 1: Get me some damn TP! I dont wanna have to go garbage wiping again!
A facebook comment on an album requesting the removal of an unflattering picture. As a result of this comment, the embarassing picture is sent to the news feed, bringing much more attention to the picture than if it were to be left un-commented.
facebooker1: like omg tiffany.. remove this pic asap! ewww i have like 5 chins!!
facebooker2: lol no you look way cute!!
facebooker3: dude mike come check out this nasty pic of trisha on my news feed!
facebooker4: dude haha she has like 5 chins! bet she wishes she didnt post that facebook comsent.
ver-whiff-eye (v.): The act of whiffing questionable clothing to verify its cleanliness.
College student: My clean socks got mixed up with my dirty ones, and i had to verwhiffy every single one of them.