A fork of Rural Dictionary
To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.
My wife was turned on by my basting.
Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.
Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!
To ejaculate in a cars gas and/or oil tank, as a prank or sexual passion.
Emmanuel: hey what were you doing near my car? Ryan: having some fun.... Emmanuel: it better not have been carjiz Ryan: how did you know? Emmanuel: you motherfucking dick, now I have to siphon out the gas tank of your semen
A man who drills holes in random objects. Once said holes have been drilled he fucks the shit out of them until he bleeds.......
Jeremy: dude I hear Alex is a drilla Michael: yeah I caught him having sexual relations with a rock
A seductive dance that can get you an all access pass to his/her pubic regions.
Kyle: I did the pubic shuffle to seduce her... Matt: how far did ya get? Kyle: homerun bitch
To shove an ENTIRE football into ones anus. WARNING: you won't want to play with the football after you do this.
After john showed me his clutch gridiron hold video, I had to try it myself.
The attraction to ones rectum/anus and nothing else. Often seen in males in prison.
Prisoner 1: i want some anus Prisoner 2: are you gay or recto-sexual? Prisoner 1: I am recto-sexual, bend over..........