A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sexual attraction towards fat people
Chuvirgin ser: sup honeybun Fat girl: I'm still a virgin
One who feels compelled to have sexual relations with any object under the sun (sun included).
Matt: go fuck a rock Bob: I will Matt: you anysexual! Bob: if you have a problem with it I will fuck you too
There was a lot of interbreeding at Clyde's Alabama orgy.
To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.
Thala: where the hell were you? Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!
To get a concussion from sucking too much dick
John: wheres your bitch? Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night John: wow
Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh
On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.
To put pubes in dreadlocks.
Jeremy as reaggae pubes