A fork of Rural Dictionary
To Have Sex With Your Family members. Derived From The Dupont family.
Bill Was Caught Duponting His Cousin Sally.
The act of willfully allowing your ears to be penetrated by a hairy dick. Loved by few hated by most.
Person a: nickelback hurt last night Person b: personally I enjoy it Person a: you gross shit
A religion based off worshipping a transvestite porn star.
Max: what are you doing Herald: praying to Buck Angel Max: wtf? Herald: buck angelism bro......
To beat your partner to death with your penis.
Sally: what the hell are you gonna do for our 50th anniversary Matt: some good logging He then beats her to death with his dick
When you have violent sexual relations with a Christmas tree ordimant. When it breaks you shove the pieces up your rectum. All the while Santa is jerking off watching you do this.
When the line ran out at the mall for sitting on Santa's lap, he and his elf friend had some fun xxx-mas while they waited for the children.