Country Dictionary

Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.

With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.

Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.

Nasty Sperm Build-up. Often used by guys when explaining it's been awhile since they've had sex.

I'm too tired to go out tonight, but damn do I have NSB.

to get a girl pregnate or to be really cool

man you didnt use a condom!!!!she gonna get pego one day.

dude that move was pego

The drug Opium.

We smoked some opm today.

Minced Hot Dog covered in ketchup with thin noodles.

Chris D's favorite flip meal! That and an extra value meal at jollibee's (flip fast food found in the slums of SF)

used in a song by the connecticut band Death Threat on the god and government record. a way to say good bye eps. used by people in ct or in hardcore.

3-4-5-6-7-LATES -- from the death threat song

"im going bro, lates"

alot of loud ass noises.. come on now.. ya didnt know that.. what tha fucc is tha rest of those definitions.. this is tha right one!

leroy: "HEY WHATS ALL THIS HOO HA!"