Country Dictionary

perminator

Person or thing with a monstrously curly hairstyle. His/ her/ or it's hair should be geled to the max and should have a metallic shine.

Hairdresser: hope you enjoy your perm mrs..
Perminator: Yes, and I'll Be Back.

crummy

1) Something really small and quite pathetic
2) Used to enlongate an insult

A: Your garden is well crummy
B: Shut it ya crummy bastard!

Lloret de Mar

Birthplace of the package holiday in Spain and continues to be a tourist hotspot for the british tourists. Must go place if on holiday if on the Costa Brava in Spain. Is a laugh with lots of atmosphere, people, drinks, clubs and a nice long beach complete with drunken pricks in the mornin after a phat night out on the town..

Watch out for the random chavs that patrol the streets trying to look 'ard with their summer gear on, and a word of warning about the germans aswell, they love their shots of malibu.

"Oi you up for a night out tonight??"
"yeh well up for it"
"c'mon lets go lloret de mar then"

angerwank

Act of masturbation when one is angry. This act is used when one needs to cool of, thus to relieve stress, an act of angerwanking is used.

"Holy shite, i gonna rip that guys head off!!"
"Chill out winston, go have an angerwank fool!"

crumbs in bums

Freako sex game that involves: 1 loaf of bread, 2 bum holes, and a good aim. One must stretch open their bumhole while the other one tries to insert a small piece of bread into the hole from whatever distance.

Evan: Are you up for some fun tonight sweetheart?
Melissa: Oh yes, let's play crumbs in bums!