A fork of Rural Dictionary
An organ consisting of both a Weiner and an Anus, usually found on small transvestites or other creatures of the blended-gender society. Coming into contact with such a specimen usually confuses the observer, releasing foul blackish-brown gas from its pores, which in turn leads to pure disgust, blindness, seizures, and finally, spontaneously combusting.
"Hey Joe, what the fuck is that?"
"... I dunno man, looks kinda like a... is that poop... and a penis??"
"Oh man, is that one a those *gulp*... Weinuses?"
"Fuck if I know, let's get the Hell outta here."
SCRAAARRRBLLLLLOFFFAAAMMMGFHAGT!!@#!@!$!
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! JOE! YOU WERE ALWAYS MY BEST FRIEND, EVEN AFTER KATEY AND YOU... I'm sorry that I reacted how I did..."
"No Harry, I owe the apology. I ruined your family's life, your dog's life, and even yours. See you on the other side good friend"
"It was a pleasure..."
BLLLAAFFLLLGAAGHTTHVHAFAAALLOOOPPPIAAAANTUUBEE!!!!!!NOoOOoO NOT THE GASES!!!! WWaarf! WARF! GUhhuhhhhhhhhhh.......