A fork of Rural Dictionary
OP Mace is a secluded Observation Post near the Pakistan Border in the northern Kunar Province of Afghanistan. At one time, there was just one platoon of soldiers there that pulled bull shit 6 hours on and 6 hours off guard with 5 hour details on their off time and never got any sleep. A majority of the time they filled hesco's with pick axes and shovels because of this one douchebag NCO. At a later date the prophecy fulfilled itself and another platoon came to the mountain top to help with the massive details and fill hescos on the side of a mountain that fell over time and time again because of a dirty ginger who had no common sense. And another time the hescos fell over again on Thanksgiving of 09 and the soldiers could not enjoy the holiday until these hescos were filled once again so the douchebag NCO cound suck the dicks of the higher ups coming to say hello.
Douchebag: "OP MACE shall be a fortress when you look at it from the LZ!!!"
Ginger: "I'm going to put these shit cans in the hescos so it fills it more"
Smart Ass: "Boy, I sure do miss OP MACE"
The extreme amount of munchies you get after conducting a long a gruesome patrol in the mountains of Afghanistan. It's almost as equal as the munchies you get after smoking pot.
Dude, I'm goin to the chow hall to eat everything they've got, I've got a bad case of the patrol munchies!
Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
The extra pounds that hot chick from high school put on at her freshman year of College and makes her no longer that attractive.
"Damn, Tiffani has got them college curves goin on"