Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bumble brothers

n. Used when two dudes are combining forces to do something stupid.

Me: Hey, there goes Joe and Dan, I think they said they were gonna steal some lawn ornaments. Other guy: Fuckin bumble brothers!

by roller June 04, 2005

do what now?

n. A phrase used in place of "excuse me?" or "what?" when something is misunderstood. Commonly used by rednecks and others who don't know the difference between your and you're.

Person: Mumble mumble mumble? Redneck, Southerner, etc.: Do what now?

by roller May 03, 2005

choker

n. A cigarette, smiggle, moke, or cancer stick

Dude: Eh dog, lemme get a choker.

by roller May 26, 2005

bumpy

n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle.

Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto.

by roller May 26, 2005

smiggle

n. A cigarette, moke, choker, or cancer stick.

Dude: Eh, let me bum a smiggle.

by roller May 26, 2005

TAZCAR

n. Synonym for NASCAR (see neck car), referencing the cartoon character, the Tazmanian Devil, whose likeness can be found stuck on TAZCAR fans' pickup trucks and tatooed on their arms.

"Matt and I got drunk and actually watched, like, two hours of TAZCAR. It was exhilarating."

by roller April 23, 2005

Dearborn

n. Dearborn, MI. A suburb of Detroit. Hometown to Ford Motor Company and Henry Ford. The east side is populated with mostly Arabic people. The west side is populated with old white people and bored teenagers. The old people say "Dearburn" instead of "Dearborn".

Dearborn is pretty much gay.

by roller May 26, 2005