Country Dictionary

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to. girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

its when people have lots of boyfriends/girlfriends and they keep on dumping on them and getting more

girl1: who you going out with now? girl2: Callum the lover of my life (next day) girl1: hows you and Callum? girl2: oh we finished with eachother last night now im going out with James girl1: but you said he was the lover of your life??? (next day) girl1: hows James? girl2: oh were done for good girl1: bloody hell how many boyfriends have you have yah slagg.

its a word to say fuck off to the person that does your nutting

Boy: your shit at running love Girl: your such a dick Boy: Jog on yeh bag head Girl: ive been jogging actually, why dont you try sometime

people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.

Boy: i won a trophy from football Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday Friend: i went horse riding on saturday Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood

Its the largest animal living but its also an insult for fat people who are extremely heavy.

Ronnie: WOAH!!... look at the size of that lad there Sam: I know, lets ask him for a piggy back Ronnie: Dont bother sam hes too heavy for me and you George: ooooooooooh (trump, burp, picks belly button, iches his butt). Sam: yep hes defonatly a Whale

when someone complains about important things but you just dont give a shit its (so what..big deal)

mum: you messed the bathroom up with our talcum powder child: BIG DEAL! person1: your not following the rules of rugby person2: SO WHAT...BIG DEAL! LIKE THE WORLDS GONNA END

boys are the funniest thing on earth which can be classed as dickhead and they do your heading through every minute of the day. They can be sexy too.

George: Ronnie guess what Ronnie: WHAT!!!!!!! George: (smirk) Ronnie: F*cking hell boys are so annoying