Country Dictionary

Typothermia is the condition when one:

makes repeated typographical errors on keyboard (especially on a small keyboard, such as a mobile phone, BlackBerry, iPhone & c

or

cannot use a touch-sensitive screen

or both

because of cold climatic conditions when one's fingers become too numb.

It's so cold that I keep misspelling words as I tweet. Yes, I'm suffering from 'typothermia.'

Narcotourism (noun) a compound of narco(tic) and tourism.

Narcotourism is the practice of travelling abroad from one's home or resident country with the express intention of procuring and using substances perhaps banned or prohibitively expense where one lives.

Not unlike reverse osmosis, i.e. one travels from a place of a low concenration of drugs to a place of a high concentration.

It is unlikely that the World Tourism Organization will ever endorse narcotourism.

fool

your a hassell

Whorist (noun), a bastardised compound of whore and tourist, and to be fair, not a great deal different to a sexpat.

Since the tsunami, whorists have ventured to places other than Phuket.

miffy's incorrect version of "flip off" which is to stick someone's middle finger at someone to tell them "fuck you".

miffy flicked off dang and he just laughed at her because she looked dumb.

to touch or grab someone's private areas in a discreet manner by concealing the action with a more mundane motion. e.g.: reaching across your aunt at the dinner table to get the salt while you nonchalantly grab her crotch.

i gave megan a sneaky uncle in the car while pretending to look for the road map.

The root of the noun refugeebee is an amalgam of refugee and GB – short for Great Britain.

A refugeebee is not simply a Briton who has gone to live abroad; the term expat or expatriate covers such people adequately.

A refugeebee is generally assumed to be a Briton who has either exiled him- or herself ex of the UK, or – in some cases – perhaps fled to other shores.

This phrase does not appear to have been used before 2004 and has, to date, been used very infrequently, with the contributor having found one reference in The Telegraph Property section of April 9, 2005.

The writer of the article was Michael White.

“The refugeebees of Phuket or Provence are the same; they whine about the lack of Tetley Teabags and McVitie’s Digestive Biscuits on the supermarket shelves.”

NB Contributor's example.