Country Dictionary

buttass

1. one who truly is no more intelligent than an anus, much less two 2. one who is devoid of anything resembling talent

Dave Matthews is an incredible buttass.

QP

Quarter Pound of weed.

Johnny the highschool dropout went back to his old school to sell QP's.

assgargle

the act of someone or something inserting their head up someone or something else's rectum and gulping down its contents

You fucking faggot assgarglers.

asstard

a retarded person whose head can be found protruding from their rectum

You like Creed, you're an asstard.

fagmunch

However redundant, fagmunch is one who munches on fag, therefore making that person a fag. There is no use to this word other than it is funny as hell.

Go watch Dawson's Creek, fagmunch!