A fork of Rural Dictionary
That moment you realise everyone in room is on their mobiles surfing
Hang on guys we at a mobsilence
A dog thats got the scent of tissues/socks that have been used for wanking in
Blimey I was down stairs in frontroom watching tv with my parents and the jismhunter came in with my sock in his mouth. ..gutted!!
When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end
Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase
I was expecting a greasy slide or at least a dead badger but when I took of her pantaloons I was confronted by an angry hedgehog
Drunks term for when u trying to locate the honeyhole and you slip into the chocolate dispenser
Pete..I was pissed as a fart last night and ended up shagging a right minger... johnnie ....did you fk her pussygood? Pete....no! I misslocated and got brownring on my cock
Laughing at graffiti in toilets
Haha just been for a piss..had right Toilet giggle